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(Editor's note: First published on RealTown in 1995, the "12 Days of Christmas; Hawaiian Style" has become a holiday tradition at RealTown. Read and enjoy and Happy Holidays to all.

Numbah One Day of Christmas 
 
(The 12 Days of Christmas Hawaiian style)

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Numbah One day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Two day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Tree day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.
   
Numbah Foah day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Five day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS,
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Seex day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Six hula lesson,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS,
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Seven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Seven shrimp a-swimming, Six hula lesson,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS, 
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Eight day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Eight ukulele, Seven shrimp a-swimming, Six hula lesson,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS,
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Nine day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Nine pound a poi, eight ukulele, Seven shrimp a-swimming,
Six hula lesson, 
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS,
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Ten day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Ten can a beer, nine pound a poi, Eight ukukleles,
Seven shrimp a-swimming, Six hula lesson,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS,
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Eleven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Leven hula dancers, Ten can a beer, Nine pound a poi,
Eight ukuleles, Seven shrimp a-swimming, Six hula lesson,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS,
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree.

Numbah Twelve day of Christmas, my tutu give to me (we save da bes for las)
Wun dozen masaladas (from Leonard's),
Leven hula dancers,
Ten can a beer,
Nine pound a poi,
Eight ukuleles,
Seven shrimp a-swimming,
Six hula lesson,
FIVE BIG FAT PIGS,
For flower leis, Tree dried squid, Too coconuts,
and Wun Minah Bird in Wun Papaya Tree!

Aloha and Mele Kaleke Maka,

Saul

Saul Klein
President/CEO InternetCrusade

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