OK, so recently my husband underwent cervical surgery.  It seems that some pesky disks in his neck were causing some major discomfort, numbness and a variety of other symptoms.  One of the first questions I asked him when he alert was "are you sure in sickness and in health" was in our marriage vows?   Here's what I learned from this experience.

1. If your husband is grouchy, cranky or irritable as a rule - it will be 10 times worse as the time of surgery approaches! 
2. Have some aloe on hand to apply because of all the times you "bite your lip."
3. If his surgery is postponed he may become, to put it delicately, almost unbearable!
4. Don't believe him if he says you don't have to be at the hospital during the entire surgery.
5. Pack an overnight bag for yourself as well as him.
6. Become familiar with the "eateries" in the hospital and the shortcuts in getting around.
7. If he is kept at the hospital longer than expected, be prepared for him to want to bolt (or so he says).
8. Make sure you have packed your chauffeur's cap in your overnight bag.  Cervical patients can't drive for a period of time.
9. There is nothing quite like spending 24/5 (5 days for me) with your spouse when he is in pain, bored and probably anxious.  Your acting skills come in very handy here.
10. Keep in mind that at the end of the process, the batteries in your halo will now recharge by themselves.

Disclaimer:  This little entry, written very much tongue in cheek, is in no way meant to offend those of the male species otherwise known as Martians.  In point of fact, I adore my husband and wouldn't trade him for anything in the world!