Date: Apr. 5, 2007
Tags: Geek, Real, Estate, Fsbo, Tips, Tampa, Plant City, Fl, Florida, Joke
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?
None - they just declare darkness to be industry standard.
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A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "GEEKS NOT ALLOWED--ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits down.
The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of geeky, asks him what he does for a living.
The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not geeks, and serves him a beer.
As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long.
The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that.
The bartender said not to worry, the geeks are over-populating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don't even need a license, he said.
So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.
He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the geekiest clothes he has ever seen.
He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought geeks were in season."
"Well, sure." said the patrolman, "But it's illegal to bait 'em."
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Sometimes a geek joke is not about geeks. Some jokes are geek jokes just because they are funny to geeks.
I find this joke to be hilarious!
A man walks in the doctor's office with a carrot hanging out of his ear, green beans hanging out of the other and a banana hanging out of his mouth and say, "Doctor, I don't feel well."
The doctor takes one look at him and says, "I see your problem, you're not eating right!"
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Two rather geeky engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second geek replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"
The first geek nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Mike Shumaker, the Geek Agent Man, on Central Florida Real Estate including Plant City, Lakeland, Brandon, Valrico, Dover, and most areas around Tampa. Phone (813) 494-2640 - mailto:Geek@GeekAgentMan.com
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