Here it is, The Best Dog Story I've Ever Heard:

This guy is driving around and sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale".

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Chocolate Lab sitting there wagging his tail.

"You talk?" he asks. 

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?" 

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was  pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about  my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I  wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. 

Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and  now I'm just retired." 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars", he says. 

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

Here's a photo of my Lexi - she was my best friend for almost 10 years and just passed this last June.   The best Bernese Mountain Dog, or any dog for that matter, I ever met!  I miss her dearly.

She was an avid swimmer and spent a lot of time swimming in White Bear Lake!  She accompanied me on many of my journeys over the last 10 years and was my assistant on many photo shoots of my listings.  Real Estate in White Bear Lake is booming!  Check out my Featured Listings:

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Feel free to call with any Real Estate needs you may have.  I'm also happy to talk about Bernese Mountain Dogs if you wish!   Deb Casper, RE/MAX Specialists, 651-407-7864