Golf Talk

<p> A friend and i were out golfing, he hit a nice drive , decided to use his 5 wood for his second, took an big swing, everything looked great. For him but not the sea gull he hit and killed in mid air with his ball. </p>

<p> I couldn&#39;t resist posting this...<br /> <br /> Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots such as &quot;shank&quot;, &quot;chili-dip&quot;, &quot;skull&quot;, &quot;duck-hook&quot;, &quot;worm-burner&quot;, etc. </p> <p> Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary. </p> <p> A &quot;Paris Hilton&quot; - a very expensive hole. </p> <p> A &quot;James Joyce&quot; - a putt that&#39;s an impossible read. </p> <p> A &quot;Rock Hudson&quot; - it looked straight, but wasn&#39;t. </p> <p> A &quot;Saddam Hussein&quot; - from one bunker into another. </p> <p> A &quot;Y asser Arafat&quot; - butt ugly and in the sand. </p> <p> A &quot;John Kennedy Jr&quot; - didn&#39;t make it over the water. </p> <p> A &quot;Rodney King&quot; - over-clubbed. </p> <p> An &quot;O.J. Simpson&quot; - got away with it. </p> <p> A &quot;Princess Grace&quot; - should have used a driver. </p> <p> A &quot;Princess Di&quot; - shouldn&#39;t have used a driver. </p> <p> A &quot;condom&quot; - safe, but didn&#39;t feel very good. </p> <p> A &quot;Rush Limbaugh&quot; - too far to the right. </p> <p> A &quot;Nancy Pelosi&quot; - way too far to the left. </p> <p> A &quot;Barbra Streisand&quot; - ugly but still working. </p> <p> A &quot;Teddy Kennedy&quot; - goes in the water, but jumps out. </p> <p> A &quot;Monica&quot; - a putt that lips out. </p>

<p>Ryan Paddock, Ian Parker, and Brian Lange are set&nbsp; to do battle on March 20th in 'The Real Deal' Golf tournament.&nbsp; The stakes couldn't be higher with a record $300 dollars being wagered on the contest.&nbsp; Golf fans everywhere are anxious to see who will prevail.&nbsp; </p> <p>Results will be posted on Golf on Friday March 21st.</p>

<p>Missiona Trails, located in San Marcos on Navajo Dr. is reasonable priced city course that is well maintained. Rate are $16 without a cart.</p>