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Posted at 2:43 PM, Aug. 8, 2007
Happy Spring to all of you! I am just back from a trip to Grammy’s and hate to tell you that apparently she got the word that I’m too fat cuz she didn’t kick down ANY extra goodies—not even when I was done doing my business. I only got 1/4 of a Beggin’ Strip, which is hardly worth the trouble I have to go through to get it.. Anyway, according to Grammy, I now have another amazing talent to add to my impressive resume—I’m psychic! I never had a name for it but now that I know that it’s an actual skill, I am really quite impressed with myself. It all started on the day my humans were due to pick me up at Grammy’s. At about 6PM, I just knew they were close by. They had been gone for a week, but I could tell they were near. I guess I started acting “all weird” (her words, not mine) so Grammy called the female human to find out where they were. Of course, they were only 1 hour away! Don’t ask me how we know these things—we just do.
I overhead my male human talking to some people by the name of “clients” the other day and apparently they think that this column is totally made up. Can you imagine anyone making this stuff up? I might be offended, if I knew what it meant. I know some of Stoopid’s antics are suspect, but trust me, they are as real as the day is long. Unfortunately, Stoopid has been freakishly good lately. As a matter of fact, he’s been SO good, he hasn’t been giving me any material to write about. I heard the female human talking about “waiting for the other shoe to drop”. I think that means that she’s just waiting for Stoopid to pick up where he left off. For now though, it appears that all the plants, shoes, clothes and anything laying around are safe from his mauling. Knowing Stoopid as I do, I’m just afraid that he has major home renovation plans, if you know what I mean.
Do any of you have shower monsters in your bathrooms? I see them at least twice a day at our house. They usually come out in the mornings, but I have seen them at night sometimes. I’ll be in the bedroom, snoozing on the bed and WHAM! Out comes the shower monster. First, one of the humans gets in this closed-in water box in the bathroom and then this horrible monster noise starts up. Being the guard dog that I am, it’s my job to go in there and slay the monster. Usually, I only have to bark for about 5 minutes before the ugly monster dies, but then the other human gets in the box, and I have to start all over again. I’m not quite sure how to get rid of these monsters, but the humans seem very grateful for the good job that I do. Gotta love job security!
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