Hello and welcome! With millions of people all fighting for time with your eyeballs, why should you read MY blog?

In all honesty, you probably shouldn't. Since the dawn of the internet, I've been making enemies and influencing the administrators of various message boards to ban me. Gaming-Age, Television Without Pity, and most recently my wonderful friends at Yelp have all decided I'm not fit to play nicely with others. If you're sensitive, you'll probably find yourself getting all upset - or, as I like to refer to it, "butthurt" - over something I write in here.

However! If you've got an open mind and appreciate someone with a healthy sense of snark, you might just find a lot to like! I plan on reviewing local San Diego establishments, as well some music/teevee/videogame stuff, topped off with a healthy dose of shit talk.

Once again, welcome! I'll try my best not to bore you.