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I have seen so many articles and web sites committed to dispensing sage advice about how to sell a home, so I figured I would take the opposite approach and provide the best advice that homeowners have taught me on how NOT to sell a home.

** Warning ** What you are about to read contains extreme sarcasm and might offend those who do not wish to sell their homes. Move forward at your own risk.

The keys to making sure that a home buyer doesn’t purchase your home are a complex science, perpetrated through “ikey-mikey” see and do education. So, after pondering back across my twenty years in the real estate industry, here is my list on guaranteeing that you continue to own your home, long beyond the time you feel you should have moved.

10 Tips On Failing To Sell A Home

For those of you who have followed the Tallahassee Real Estate Blog, you probably already know that 82% of the homes that came on the market in the past year have failed to sell. Of course, I’m referring to the homes listed in the Tallahassee Board of REALTORS® Mulitple Listing Service (MLS). There are also many others that have been placed on the market by For Sale By Owners (FSBOs), and they have a 92% failure rate.

Ten Sure-Fire Ways To Fail To Sell Your Home

OK, as I started to think back, I realized I had much more than 10 great tips for people who wanted to fail in selling their home. So I had to do some thinking and choose my top 10, and here they are:

[click to view the top ten sure fire ways to fail in selling your home…]