Are you planning on a trip to our beautiful spot on the map?  If so these Florida Laws may be of some interest to you.  Be careful out there…

• It is illegal to sell your children.
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
• It is considered an offense to shower naked.
• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
• Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

I am a Full Time Pine Island Realtor and Resident.  I specialize in waterfront homes and property, and am anxious to help you in any way that I can. Give me a call today at (239) 313-3632 or shoot me an email to let me know how I can help you.