Open Letter to Litterbugs |
You know who you are! After the Old Agoura Playday, I decided to clean-up the parking area and the first few yards of the street beyond. I had plenty of time to TRY to be grateful....
To the smoker: Thank you for reminding me that because I don't smoke, I don't have to make myself or my family sick while I spend a fortune on cigarettes. How lucky I am that I don't have to hide and isolate myself , make my teeth brown and my clothes yellow.
To the person who tossed the liquor bottle: Maybe you want to help me collect cans and bottles next time. With the deposit money you can buy a whole quart next time!
To the coffee drinker: I've never heard of Blue Parrot coffee before...thanks for the tip.
To the folks who tossed the plastic grocery bags: Thanks for giving me something to hold all this trash with.
